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Cambridge. Jesus College. Porter's Lodge. Christmas eve, midnight.
Telephone rings.
- Hello?
- Hello, is this Jesus?
- Yes.
- Ha-a-appy bi-i-irthda-a-ay to-o-o-o you-u-u-u, ha-a-appy bi-i-irthda-a-ay to-o-o-o you-u-u-u!..
(C) Stephen Fry, давеча по ящику.
